Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening.
— Frank Tyger

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
— Joel Chandler Harris

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
— Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
— Alexander Woollcott

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
— Alexander Woollcott