quote by Billy Bob Thornton

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

— Billy Bob Thornton

Fascinating Fattest quotations

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist.

" I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team.

It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as 'jumping on a grenade for the team'.

When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest - the added sugars and fats in processed foods.

Rule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest golf watcher on the course will take up station directly in front.

The moment I said I'd finished a book, I knew what would happen.

There would be a bidding war, and I would end up with someone who'd got the fattest wallet, who had bought it because I'd written Harry Potter. That would have been why.

Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl

Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds.

Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.

And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know what, how about we cool it with the freedom fries anyway you fat asses. We're the fattest country in the world. Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but chick fillets and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams.

Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

The seventies were my fattest decade.

Overall I think the seventies were distinctly bulbous. People looked chunky, typefaces were rounded, writing implements penile.

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties.

Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula