My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Jaw-dropping Feline quotations
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise.
I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one.
They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Cats are a very mysterious kind of folk.
There is always more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
One cat just leads to another.
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.
Fear is a healthy instinct, not a sign of weakness.
It is a natural self-defense mechanism that is common to felines, wolves, hyenas, and most humans. Even fruit bats know fear, and I salute them for it. If you think the world is weird now, imagine how weird it would be if wild beasts had no fear.
How enriched life is by friends! Good friends, new friends, old friends, feathered friends, feline friends, friends of friends.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
The Meaning of Mature Femininity: At the heart of mature felinity is a freeing disposition to affirm, receive, and nurture strength and leadership from worthy men in ways appropriate to a woman's differing relationships.
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.
Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers.
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.
Said the tiger to the lily, Said the viper to the rose, Let us marry so our children May attain the double pose. With a feline half a flower With the attar in the asp We could institute a slaughter That would make a planet gasp.
In 1992, fans of our feline temptress got another chance to sink their claws into the new and exciting tales of Catwoman in 'Batman: The Animated Series.'
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating;
and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.
He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep.
Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.