quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Eye-opening Fell Asleep quotations

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

Fell asleep quote Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose.
Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose.

They took to silence. They touched each other without comment and without progression. A hand on a hand, a clothed arm, resting on an arm. An ankle overlapping an ankle, as they sat on a beach, and not removed. One night they fell asleep, side by side... He slept curled against her back, a dark comma against her pale elegant phrase.

Fell asleep quote Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.

I regret to say that during the first act of this, I fell so soundly asleep that the gentleman who brought me piled up a barricade of overcoat, hat, stick, and gloves between us to establish a separation in the eyes of the world, and went into an impersonation of A Young Man Who Has Come to the Theater Unaccompanied.

(Ravic speaking of a butterfly caught in the Louvre) In the morning it would search for flowers and life and the light honey of blossoms and would not find them and later it would fall asleep on millennial marble, weakened by then, until the grip of the delicate, tenacious feet loosened and it fell, a thin leaf of premature autumn.

Human nerves quickly get accustomed to the most unusual conditions and circumstances and I noticed that quite a number of men actually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion in the trenches, in spite of the roaring of the cannon about us and the whizzing of shrapnel over our heads.

Fell asleep quote You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

My father used to tell me stories before I fell asleep.

When the children would gather, at a certain point, I had a tendency to make up my own elementary variations on stories I had heard, or to invent totally new ones.

What was that?" Jace said. "Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Fell asleep quote When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.
When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.

While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn't sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn't such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.

They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam.

All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo With the ugly Kardashian... Lamar, oh, sorry. Yo, we done both set the bar low.

Coach," Annabeth said, "it was an accident.

We were talking, and we fell asleep." "Besides," Percy said, "you're starting to sound like Terminus." Hedge narrowed his eyes. "Is that an insult, Jackson? 'Cause I'll-I'll Terminus you, buddy!

Fell asleep quote We are asleep until we fall in love
We are asleep until we fall in love

I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.

He was very supportive of me, ... He saw every single play I did in New York. Ill never forget looking out into the audience and watching my brother, who was 40 years younger than my grandfather, sleeping in his chair during some of my early plays. My grandfather Alex never fell asleep.

Eventually I fell asleep in the Rabies and Lycanthropy section.

Woolsey bites on occasion, and I'm concerned.' - Magnus Bane

Fell asleep quote Do not judge me by my success, judge me by how many times I fell down and got ba
Do not judge me by my success, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.

Every night I fell asleep to a different Beatles album.

So I'm very familiar with the Beatles; Ringo was my favorite Beatle until I grew up and then changed. I made the switch over to George Harrison just in time to regain my cool.

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

True enough, nature has endowed me with a fair measure of patience and composure, yet I should be lying if I told you that, having seen the reporter off on his way to make his deadline, I fell peacefully asleep.

Fell asleep quote I can't fall asleep but I sure can dream.
I can't fall asleep but I sure can dream.

Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse.

He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.

My dad dragged me to a Bruce Springsteen concert as a kid.

It was my first concert, but I fell asleep in the middle. My second concert was Weezer on the Pinkerton tour, and Pinkerton is the reason why Im doing this.

I fell asleep that night thinking about the kiss that might have been.

What did a kiss feel like, anyway? Somehow I knew it wouldn’t be like the one I got from Mom or Dad at bedtime. The same species, maybe, but a radically different beast, to be sure. Like a wolf and a whippet – only science would put them on the same tree.

Fell asleep quote Little strokes, fell great oaks.
Little strokes, fell great oaks.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama's speech.

She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face.

I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep.

I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.

It was once said that if you took all of the people who fell asleep in church and laid them end to end they would be more comfortable.

Fell asleep quote I awoke, only to see the rest of the world was still asleep.
I awoke, only to see the rest of the world was still asleep.

The Volunteer AT dawn, he said, I bid them all farewell,To go where bugles call and rifles gleam.And with the restless thought asleep he fell,And glided into dream.A great hot plain from sea to mountain spread, -Through it a level river slowly drawn:He moved with a vast crowd, and at its headStreamed banners like the dawn.There came a blinding flash, a deafening roar,And dissonant cries of triumph and dismay;Blood trickled down the river's reedy shore,And with the dead he lay.The morn broke in upon his solemn dream,And still, with steady pulse and deepening eye,Where bugles call, he said, and rifles gleam,I follow, though I die!

I fell asleep to the scent of my wolf.

Pine needles, cold rain, earthy perfume, coarse bristles on my face.

I have moments like that alot, when my brain falls asleep or something, and the next thing I know I've missed something, as if a puzzle piece fell out of the universe and left me staring at the blank place behind it. -- Percy Jackson

The reality is that we’re in very politicized times.

The complete antithesis of Obama is Trump. We are in very polarized times. People are taking a very strong view after a period of time, I think, where people fell asleep on politics to a certain extent.

it's a weird thing with acting and it happens to a lot of actors, not just myself - it's like you're giving off an I really need to be loved today vibe. My worst moment recently is I fell asleep on the tube in London on the Victoria line 8:30 in the morning and I woke up and there were about five people with iPhones taking pictures.

I actually fell asleep during one take with Jeffrey Wright because I relaxed myself so much. I just stayed so still that I just nodded off, and kind of snapped back into it in the middle of the scene.

I met my first turkey at an animal sanctuary in 2000.

The sanctuary owner brought out a turkey named Olivia who had been rescued from a factory farm. As I sat on the grass and reached out to pet her, she climbed into my lap and fell asleep. I was flabbergasted and charmed.

I fell asleep on a plane and never woke and now I'm livin a dream.

I try to stay far away from all of them.

I was tempted to go to my snotty high school reunion, but luckily I resisted the urge--when I received the hand-out that described what everyone is doing now, I fell asleep reading it. Boring!

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.

Death tripped down the corridor, changing step, struck out here and there, danced pirouettes; often I felt his breath on my face when he was miles away; often I fell asleep and dreamed while he stood leaning over my bed.