Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it's just compounding the felony.
— Robert Benchley

Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs -- unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.
Hunter S. Thompson felony quote

The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness and quality, for accuracy and context.
— Carl Bernstein

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
— felony quotation by Ambrose Bierce