quote by Phyllis Diller

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

— Phyllis Diller

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You don't have to believe in Feng Shui for it to work. I just know it brings me money.

I dont rely on feng shui. I believe hard work brings us good luck and success.

I don't have to believe in Feng Shui, I do it because it makes me money.

How do you get 'feng shui' out of 'thoughtful'?

I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes

He was a specialist in Feng Shui; that is to say, he was consulted as to the correct ubication and orientation of houses and temples, in relation to the spirits of wind and water.

I am when the Chinese, who know everything, build a house, they consult the precepts of an ancient science, Feng Shui, which tells them exactly how, when, and where the work must be done, and so brings good fortune to the home forever.

Traditionally games never used professional writers to create their narrative, so there's definitely a residual feeling that hiring a proper writer is somewhat of a luxury, rather than a necessity. Like a feng shui consultant.

I don't really get into architecture in the hotel room. But maybe a little Feng Shui here and there.

Earlier this year I had my hair feng-shuied.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

I would guess that it might have made a difference.

It certainly didn't hurt us in any way. Feng shui creates a balance that I believe adds to the comfort zone of rooms and space, and that is felt by guests and residents.

sensitive," I tried. Sam translated, "squishy." "creative." "Dangerously Emo." "thoughtful." Feng shui.

The Chinese say that you should never, ever buy a used desk unless you know the history of it. They claim that if it belonged to a bad businessman, his karma will befall you. This one here belonged to President Kennedy. So what do you think that means? (Randy) I don’t know, but if I were you, I wouldn’t ride through Dallas in a convertible in November. Bad feng shui. (Steele)

Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah.

It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right direction’ bullshit. (Steele)

As with many other folk beliefs, 'feng-shui' undoubtedly incorporates some scientifically correct observation or received wisdom based on direct experience of natural phenomena; but it needs to be dealt with skeptically as a credible system of thought. Some feng-shui prescriptions can certainly lead to desirable results.

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