quote by Erika Christensen

My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control.

— Erika Christensen

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The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant.

How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.

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As a child I wanted to be everything from a doctor, lawyer, flight attendant to an IT pro- fessional and could never make up my mind. I figured as an actor I'd get to play all these professions.

There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

In the early 1970s in Atlanta, I attended what had formerly been an all-white school but had become a black school after integration and white flight. Perhaps because of this, the teachers created a curriculum that included a focus on African American literature and history year-round, not just in February.

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt.

Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either.

It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren't joyful.

They might smile, but with just a smile they could be flight attendants!

I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.

My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant.

I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get myself a job where I could travel. I did it for two years and had great fun.

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Hillary Clinton flew with President Bush to New York City on Tuesday.

She was amazed at the changes aboard Air Force One. For eight years she believed that flight attendants couldn't wear clothes because it made the plane too heavy.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

I've always wanted to travel. My mom was a geography queen, I knew the atlas, and I looked at her pictures of all her world travels because she traveled a lot before I was born, with my brother. I was always so jealous. I kind of chose a job that would be a way I could see the world without having to pay for it. I'm not going to be a flight attendant. I'm way too busy to be that.

Did you hear about this genius that got on a plane and set fire to his feet? Turns out he had bombs in his shoes and the problem all started when the flight attendants asked him nicely to extinguish his feet. He was wearing exploding sneakers. The new Nike Air-Jihads!

Here I am.... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people's comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant.

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant.

They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'

Flight attendants all over the world saw 'Sex and the City.

' Doesn't matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know Jack Berger.

The fates have a way of demanding of a man that he suffer his greatest moments all by himself; being lone seems as often attendant upon reality as being in company is attendant upon the flight from reality.

Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for.

They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those career aptitude tests last year, and it showed that I should be a flight attendant or a seamstress. Not a fashion designer or anything, mind you, but a sweatshop worker. Apparently stewardesses and sweatshop workers and I enjoy a lot of the same interests and activities.