Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
— Erma Bombeck

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.
Frank Sinatra flunked quote

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
— Lewis Black

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
— Robert Byrne

College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner.
— flunked quotation by Robert B. Parker