The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be. French translation
— Marcel Pagnol

Boy, those french: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin french quote

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.
— Stephen King

The French complain of everything, and always.
— french quotation by Napoleon Bonaparte