quote by Lewis Grizzard

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.

If I had been literate, I wouldn't have sold drugs.

I just wanted a job. I would have worked at McDonald's. And I would have put the same effort into the fries and mopping the floor that I would have put into drugs. I'm the kind of person that always wants to do a job the best I can. I don't believe in half-doing jobs.

Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'.

Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

If the right to vote were expanded to seven year olds … its policies would most definitely reflect the ‘legitimate concerns’ of children to have ‘adequate’ and ‘equal’ access to ‘free’ french fries, lemonade and videos.

Strangely enough, the first character in Fried Green Tomatoes was the cafe, and the town. I think a place can be as much a character in a novel as the people.

All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken.

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.

Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled.

I'm gettin' stacks while you askin' people, 'Do you want some fries with that?'

...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.

You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule.

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

In New York I pretty much live in diners - I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family.

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Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

I love chicken. I love chicken products: fried chicken, roasted chicken, chicken nuggets - whatever. And going to Japan, I would see that these chicken were smoked and then grilled and then have this amazing crispy skin.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Households that have lost the soul of cooking from their routines may not know what they are missing: the song of a stir-fry sizzle, the small talk of clinking measuring spoons, the yeasty scent of rising dough, the painting of flavors onto a pizza before it slides into the oven.

I'm still trying to re-create a Ray Charles concert that I heard when I was fifteen years old, and all my nerve endings were fried and transformed, and electricity shot through me.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect.

Twitter is very impulsive and impermanent and you only have 140 characters.

There is no greater 'Emperor' of Twitter than Stephen Fry.

I am a child of America. If ever I'm sent to Death Row for my revolutionary 'crimes,' I'll order as my last meal: a hamburger, french fries, and a coke.

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Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

Lucy Fry and I became very good friends on the set…I called her ‘Royal Higness’ & she answered, ‘Yes, my Guardian.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.

Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels off, roll in coarse salt, then pull on long underwear woven from spun glass and razor wire. Over that goes your regular clothes, as long as they are tight.

The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.

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