Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.
— William S. Burroughs

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.
Stephen King fried quote

If a mans gonna eat fried chicken, he's gotta get greasy.
— Unknown

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
— Jay Leno

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
— fried quotation by Mitch Hedberg