quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Massive Fudge quotations

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge.

It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.

It's never been true, not anywhere at anytime, that the value of a soul, of a human spirit, is dependent on a number on a scale.

When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms.

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

I had never seen hair that purely black.

It was glossy and slightly long, the ends drifting over his collar. That sexy length was the crowning touch of bad boy hotness over the successful businessman, like whipped cream topping on a hot fudge brownie sundae. As my mother would say, only rogues and raiders had hair like that." (Eva about Gideon)

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.

I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla.

I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.

READ! Books can be as delicious as hot-fudge sundaes, as funny as clowns, as exciting as a baseball game that's tied in the 9th inning, and as beautiful as the best sunset you ever saw.

He types his labored column -- weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn.

‎"Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily comes together to be you.

Some people find that thought disturbing; I find the reality thrilling.

Katagiri Roshi says: "Poor artists. They suffer very much. They finish a masterpiece and they are not satisfied. They want to go on and do another." Yes, but it's better to go on and do another if you have the urge than to start drinking and become alcoholic or eat a pound of good fudge and get fat.

I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.'

Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

During a color consultation, I like to reference food as a visual.

Hot fudge and orange marmalade paint a clearer picture and helps prevent end results that leave you feeling unsatisfied.

Negro equality, Fudge!! How long in the Government of a God great enough to make and maintain this Universe, shall there continue to be knaves to vend and fools to gulp, so low a piece of demagoguism as this?

Baloney fudging mustard!

In vain we call old notions fudge, And bend our conscience to our dealing;

The Ten Commandments will not budge, And stealing will continue stealing.

Some relationships aren't meant to be Great Love;

they're meant to be like a hot fudge sundae--enjoyable but not something you can acually live on.

They're amazing, these actors who have worked on soaps for years and years and years. They know what they're doing. They don't hold you word-for-word on every line and you can fudge it a little, but they know what they're saying and they repeat it every time they come on.

There is a constant rush to judgment in Foucault.

He is filled with specious generalizations, false categories, distortions, fudging, pretenses to knowledge in areas where he was ignorant. He had no ability whatsoever to distinguish among historical sources, where he makes terrible blunders.

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven.

You can try, but you seem cleverer than Fudge, so I'd have thought you'd have learned from his mistakes. He tried intervening at Hogwarts. You might have noticed he's not Minister anymore, but Dumbledore's still headmaster. I'd leave Dumbledore alone, if I were you.

How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.

Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators.

Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a piece of fudge in a glass container (so they can see it) and let them know that if they accomplish their tasks, they can eat the fudge. You'll definitely get a reaction!

EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily comes together to be you.

Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!

Aw, fudge,' floated down to me, as a couple of golden eyes peered over a third-floor window ledge. 'You're a freaking dhampir. Why are you reading Tolkien?' I shrugged, then had to dodge the potted geranium he threw at me. 'After five hundred years, you've read just about everything. Besides, he had hella world-building skills.

I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow.

Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.' Let's face it. We don't know anything.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13.

White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.