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Accurate and famous quotes by Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld, Milton Berle, Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Woody Allen, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, that are about fun. You can read the best of all time and enjoy Top 10 lists. These sayings are handy to improve yourself and your knowledge.

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  1. Picture quote by Reba McEntire about life

    To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone. ⏤ Reba McEntire

  2. Picture quote by Mary Poppins about fun

    In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. ⏤ Mary Poppins

  3. Picture quote by C. S. Lewis about changes

    Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different. ⏤ C. S. Lewis

  4. Picture quote about funny

    I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

  5. Picture quote by Sayings about humor

    Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win. ⏤ Sayings

  6. Picture quote by James Dewar about mind

    Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. ⏤ James Dewar

  7. Picture quote by Sayings about life

    Life is better when you're laughing. ⏤ Sayings

  8. Picture quote by Winnie-the-Pooh about fun

    Let's start by taking a smallish nap or two... ⏤ Winnie-the-Pooh

  9. Picture quote by Thomas A. Edison about fun

    I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. ⏤ Thomas A. Edison

  10. Picture quote by Dale Carnegie about people

    People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. ⏤ Dale Carnegie

  11. Picture quote by Robin S. Sharma about success

    Success lies in a masterful consistency around the fundamentals. ⏤ Robin S. Sharma

  12. Picture quote by Will Rogers about silence

    Never miss a good chance to shut up. ⏤ Will Rogers

  13. Picture quote by Jimmy Buffett about laugh

    If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. ⏤ Jimmy Buffett

  14. Picture quote by Sayings about events

    Always be prepared to have the time of your life. ⏤ Sayings

  15. Picture quote by Nicolas Chamfort about fun

    The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed. ⏤ Nicolas Chamfort

  16. Picture quote by Katharine Hepburn about living

    Never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. ⏤ Katharine Hepburn

  17. Picture quote about funny

    Trust me, You can dance.

  18. Picture quote by Ernest Hemingway about fun

    When you stop doing thing for fun you might as well be dead. ⏤ Ernest Hemingway

  19. Picture quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger about inspirational

    When people said "We never want to look like you" Arnold replied "Don't worry, you never will". ⏤ Arnold Schwarzenegger

  20. Picture quote by Charlie Chaplin about smile

    I have many problems in my life. But my lips don't know that, They always smile. ⏤ Charlie Chaplin

  21. Picture quote about fun

    Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.

  22. Picture quote by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. about language

    Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. ⏤ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  23. Picture quote by Groucho Marx about funny

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. ⏤ Groucho Marx

  24. Picture quote by Groucho Marx about fun

    If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. ⏤ Groucho Marx

  25. Picture quote by Walt Disney about motivational

    It's kind of fun to do the impossible. ⏤ Walt Disney

What are the best fun quotations?

Below you can read the best quotes about fun of all times. Some of the top sayings from famous people here to read and remember. Access the best fun quotations. Top fun sayings on images and beautiful affirmations. Enjoy and bookmark favorite ones.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Love is a serious mental disease.


Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Walt Disney

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Groucho Marx

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin James

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

Andrew Jackson

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Steven Wright

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Tim Allen

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

P. J. O'Rourke

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Steven Wright

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jane Wagner

When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. if you become a monk you'll end up as the pope.' Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

Pablo Picasso

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.

Paul Walker

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Demetri Martin

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Charles M. Schulz

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Tallulah Bankhead

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Bertrand Russell

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

American Indian Proverbs

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.

Elisha Cuthbert

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Albert Einstein

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Mitch Hedberg

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Dr. Seuss

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Jerry Seinfeld

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

Christopher Parker

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Emo Philips

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Demetri Martin

Never fight an inanimate object.

P. J. O'Rourke

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

David Lee Roth

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

George Carlin

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Laurence J. Peter

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Brooke Shields

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Jay Leno

My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.

Woody Allen

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Lewis Black

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too.

Chris Brown

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Henny Youngman

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Steve Martin

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Steven Wright

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

Frank Sinatra

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

Angelina Jolie

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Rodney Dangerfield

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Natalie Wood

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Jerry Seinfeld

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Dave Barry

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.


O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Saint Augustine

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Hillary Clinton

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright

Astronomy's much more fun when you're not an astronomer.

Brian May

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together.

Walt Disney

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

Fran Drescher

The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.

Carl Jung

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry A Kissinger

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Bette Davis

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Lenny Bruce

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Jay Leno

I'd rather spend my leisure time doing what some people call my work and I call my fun.

Jared Diamond

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffett

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

Steven Wright

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

Bertrand Russell

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Dennis Miller

A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts.

Richard Branson

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Ronald Reagan

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Joan Rivers

Be obscure clearly.

E. B. White

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

George Lopez

If people are making fun of you then you're probably doing something right.

Amy Lee

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Johnny Carson

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

P. J. O'Rourke

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