quote by Enoch Powell

We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependents, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant-descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.

— Enoch Powell

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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral.

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our place, on the path unwinding.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking.

Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

The song is ended, but the melody lingers on.

When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack.

Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me

Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of all sorrows.

A Muslim has five duties towards another Muslim;

to return a salutation, visit the sick, follow funerals, accept an invitation and say 'God have mercy on you' when one sneezes.

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

They that love beyond the world cannot be separated by it. Death cannot kill what never dies.

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning;

for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.

A well-spent day brings happy sleep.

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.

I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims not only of John D. Rockefeller, but of the government of the state of Colorado were buried.

I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims not only of John D. Rockefeller, but of the government of the state of Colorado were buried.

I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

Everybody finished the song at different times.

At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

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The gods conceal from men the happiness of death, that they may endure life

Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way;

The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say.

And they die an equal death — the idler and the man of mighty deeds.

Art is long, and time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches to the grave.

Visit the Navy-Yard, and behold a marine, such a man as an American government can make, or such as it can make a man with its black arts -- a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, a man laid out alive and standing, and already, as one may say, buried under arms with funeral accompaniments.

We're living in world, stars and dust Between heaven 'n all that surrounds us We're travellers here, spirits passing through And the love we give, is all that will endure Just like a rose after the rain Something beautiful remains Tears will leave no stains Time will ease the pain For every life that fades Something beautiful remains

I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I responded. "Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smiling. "Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go." I gave him a tie.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

A thousand people will stop smoking today.

Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.

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