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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. — Mark Twain

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. — Mark Twain

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. — Chuck Tanner

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it. — Mark Twain

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. — Chuck Palahniuk

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud. — Walt Whitman

Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. — Voltaire

The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral. — Ralph Waldo Emerson