1. 10

    There is little much beyond the grave, but the strong are saying nothing until they see.

  2. 9

    The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.

  3. 8

    A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

  4. 7

    A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.

  5. 6

    When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.

  6. 5

    And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

  7. 4

    I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

  8. 3

    I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

  9. 2

    You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.

  10. 1

    Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.