There is little much beyond the grave, but the strong are saying nothing until they see.
The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.