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Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity George Bernard Shaw, Garrison Keillor or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous funniest quote.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles. — Garrison Keillor

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks

My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off! — Corbin Bleu

I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet! — Sophia Bush

My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too. — Katherine Moennig

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest. — Dixie Carter