When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.— Diane von Furstenberg
Uplifting Funniest Friends quotations
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selevtive you become.
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting.
We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Two things you will never have to chase: true friends and true love.
But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy.
I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.
What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.
Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet.
I think of him every time I start to unwrap a present. Buy Scroogenomics for your friends and family. It makes the perfect Christmas gift.
Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.
The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.
We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us.
But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her and also just hanging out together as friends.
I've been acting for many years now, and I find there's nothing I enjoy more than making films with my friends and people I like, who also are the funniest people around.
Your strongest muscle
I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time.
Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
You shone like a star. The funniest, wisest writer & the finest friend