You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
— Albert Einstein
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Laugh at the Absurdity of Life
— Stephen Hawking funniness quote
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
— Arnold Palmer
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
— funniness quotation by Joan Rivers
Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if
you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
From there to here, and here
to there, funny things are everywhere.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy,
you have reached a very funny area.
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
And how did Jimi Hendrix die?
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time,
I can carry on the joke.
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along
with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had.
It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
It’s funny how, in this journey of life, even though we may begin at different times and places, our paths cross with others so that we may share our love, compassion, observations, and hope. This
is a design of God that I appreciate and cherish.
It's a funny thing about life:
if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Trust me, You can dance.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
I'm not a member of
any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the
way to the grave.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no,
I was an accountant.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie.
.. a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong