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Act your age, not your shoe size.

— Prince

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Funny age quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Funny age quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us.

At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Funny age quote Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should

Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.

He who is of a calm and happy nature, will hardly feel the pressure of age

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Funny age quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign.

I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.

But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Funny age quote Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Time and tide wait for no man.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.

I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Funny age quote Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.

Funny age quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.

Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

One not only drinks the wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and-one talks about it.

Funny age quote Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution.

The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.

I tell them, a paternity suit.

Funny age quote Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

Funny age quote Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many.

Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many.

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television.

Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that makes them ugly. The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. If you foolishly ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Funny age quote As you get older you will understand more and more that it's not about what you

As you get older you will understand more and more that it's not about what you look like or what you own, it's all about the person you've become.

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Only a few things are really important.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

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