I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.
— Warsan Shire
Genuine Funny Anti Love quotations
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
I don't feel anti-love. I feel suspicious of love, and I feel suspicious of what it means to be in love. And I also feel suspicious of what it means to feel pretend love for someone.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
As Dostoevski said: 'Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
A man is only as faithful as his options.
But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him.
You have your own happiness to think about.
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day.
Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
A kiss may ruin a human life
To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls.