Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.— Unknown Author
Passioned Funny Basketball quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Basketball really had its origin in Indiana, which remains the center of the sport.
If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.
Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.
The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players.
It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.
If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!
Trust me, You can dance.
I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
Insist upon yourself. Be original.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my team-mates - they did a lot of missing.
On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O.
It makes your X's and O's pretty good.
I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means.
It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.
John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old.
People think I'm into sports because I'm a man.
But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic!
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Baseball is the only game left for people.
To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.
Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball.
Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.