A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.— Lois Wyse
Proven Funny Best Friend quotations
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend.
Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.
I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
No friendship is an accident.
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
The good Lord in his ultimate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs, but the greatest of these was dogs.
Some of my best friends are tattooed from head to toe.
Some would never think of it. Some are rocking a mullet and a moustache and others are clean cut. It's funny that you don't need to speak the same language or look like someone to fit in.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
He is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is his own worst enemy and is afraid of solitude.
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.