Gorgeous Funny Birthday Card quotations
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.
What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas.
Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.