quote by Dorothy Parker

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

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Funny birthday wishes quote Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a

Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

All I want for my birthday is another birthday.

Funny birthday wishes quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.

Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

Funny birthday wishes quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Funny birthday wishes quote Spend time with those you love. One of these days you will say either: "I wish I

Spend time with those you love. One of these days you will say either: "I wish I had" or "I'm glad I did".

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.

What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Funny birthday wishes quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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You're only as old as you feel.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

Funny birthday wishes quote Sometimes you wish it was easier, but if it was, everyone else would do it, then

Sometimes you wish it was easier, but if it was, everyone else would do it, then you remember you don't want to be like everyone else.

People associate long hair with drug use.

I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

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