quote by Milton S. Hershey

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.

— Milton S. Hershey

Tempting Funny Chocolate quotations

Funny chocolate quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

Funny chocolate quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Funny chocolate quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Funny chocolate quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Funny chocolate quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted.

Funny chocolate quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet.

Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

'Now I've tasted chocolate I'm not going back'.

That's a great line. That's not me, that's all the writing. I mean it's like it doesn't matter who plays it, it's a great role. It's such a funny, tongue in cheek kind of great role.

Funny chocolate quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet.

Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate.

That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

Funny chocolate quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off.

It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate.

Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

Funny chocolate quote Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!

Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

Funny chocolate quote Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

In fact, [Gene Wilder] had made a hysteric seem considerably less funny in his film debut as a terrified undertaker in "Bonnie And Clyde." And neurotics soon became his stock-in-trade, whether he was playing the weird title character in "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory..."

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Funny chocolate quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Love is just a chocolate substitute.

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

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