Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
— Helen Steiner Rice
Stunning Funny Christmas Card quotations
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
One can never have enough socks
Great little One! whose all-embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing.
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.
One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore.
"Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception.
And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas.
Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.