quote by Alan Turing

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning".

— Alan Turing

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Funny computer quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.

Funny computer quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Java is C++ without the guns, clubs and knives.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot;

C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

Funny computer quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.

Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Funny computer quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You can't do better design with a computer, but you can speed up your work enormously.

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Funny computer quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.

Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

People notice peacemakers because they dress funny.

We know how the people who make war dress - in uniforms and medals, or in computers and clipboards, or in absoluteness, severity, greed, and cynicism. But the peacemaker is dressed in righteousness, justice, and faithfulness - dressed for the work that is to be done.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;

and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Funny computer quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer.

There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.

Funny computer quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.

Good code is its own best documentation.

As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.

Funny computer quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls Royce would today cost $100 and get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.

Funny computer quote Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do

My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.

Funny computer quote Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man;

he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Funny computer quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.

Know what you're talking about.

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically.

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