There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.
— Philo Farnsworth
Inspiring Funny Diet quotations
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
The world's strongest animals are plant eaters. Gorillas, Buffaloes, Elephants and me.
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
A human can be healthy without killing animals for food.
Hrithik is the go-to guy for queries related to diet.
He is great with expressions and is funny in real life. I wonder why someone hasn't cast him in a comic role yet.
Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away.
But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline.
If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books.
The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).
The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.
One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.