Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.— Soren Kierkegaard
Risky Funny Easter quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
There's no such thing as too much power!
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out.
But from this earth, this grave, this dust, My God shall raise me up, I trust.
Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart!
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Easter was when Hope in person surprised the whole world by coming forward from the future into the present.
We live and die; Christ died and lived!
You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere.
Trust me, You can dance.
There is no such thing as too much snow.
And he departed from our sight that we might return to our hearts and find him there. For he left us, and behold, he is here.
Death is strong, but Life is stronger.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou art may never be destroyed.
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol.
It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.
Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
He takes men out of time and makes them feel eternity.
Jesus's resurrection is the beginning of God's new project.
Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
Thou art the Sun of other days. They shine by giving back the rays.
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter.
For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.