Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.— Unknown Author
Most Powerful Funny Famous quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
The men liked to put me down as the best woman painter. I think I'm one of the best painters.
You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy.
Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
A light heart lives long.
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.
Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who's Mary Astor? Get me Mary Astor. Get me a Mary Astor type. Get me a young Mary Astor. Who's Mary Astor?
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.
Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?
When men lose against me, they always have a headache .
.. or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely healthy man!
Trust me, You can dance.
I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game.
The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game.
Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
Character is built by striving to be kind, not famous.
I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!
Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O.
It makes your X's and O's pretty good.
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Leadership is your ability to hide your panic from others.
That was a great game of golf, fellers.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.