28+ Off-limits Funny Famous Last Words Quotes That Will Unlock Your True Potential

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
— Errol Flynn

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Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?

Funny famous last words quote A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to yo — A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

Funny famous last words quote You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that — You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you. True power is sitting back and observing everything with logic. If words control your that means everyone can control you. Breathe and allow things to pass.

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.

Funny famous last words quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone — To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

Funny famous last words quote Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. — Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?

Funny famous last words quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything — Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

She did it the hard way.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

Funny famous last words quote Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerfu — Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

I know not what tomorrow will bring.

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing.

Funny famous last words quote Be careful with your words, once they are said, they can be only forgiven, not f — Be careful with your words, once they are said, they can be only forgiven, not forgotten.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

Funny famous last words quote Fools live to regret their words, the wise regret their silence. — Fools live to regret their words, the wise regret their silence.

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Did you think I was immortal?

I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.

Funny famous last words quote No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. — No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.

Funny famous last words quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life. — I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

The taste of death is upon my lips. I feel something that is not of this earth.