The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.— John Gierach
Fascinating Funny Fish quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Good things come to those who hustle
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
Good things come to those who wait.
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the experience, that hunter is 20 feet closer to God.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.
Remember that a very good sardine is always preferable to a not that good lobster.
There's no such thing as too much power!
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day;
teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago.
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
Trust me, You can dance.
Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman's job is simple: Pick out the best parts.
Good things come to those who initiate.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned, and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.
The confirmed man of trout should resolve to get along with wood ticks.
Any other procedure would fail because the wood tick is determined to get along with trout fishermen.
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climd a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Lots of people committed crimes during the year who would not have done so if they had been fishing. The increase of crime is among those deprived of the regenerations that impregnate the mind and character of the fisherman.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he will eat for a life time.
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.
We do not know what is on the other side of the storm.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There is no such thing as too much snow.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there.
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish.
We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.