quote by Chuck Noll

Good things come to those who hustle

— Chuck Noll

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Funny fitness quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Good things come to those who wait.

Funny fitness quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless.

Funny fitness quote Why fit in when you we born to stand out?

Why fit in when you we born to stand out?

Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.

Good things come to those who initiate.

Some of my best friends are tattooed from head to toe.

Some would never think of it. Some are rocking a mullet and a moustache and others are clean cut. It's funny that you don't need to speak the same language or look like someone to fit in.

Funny fitness quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Run hard, be strong, think big!

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.

Funny fitness quote A little progress each day adds up.

A little progress each day adds up.

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Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-

Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Funny fitness quote Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in you

Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in yourself.

In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.

If you want to stay fit, surround yourself with a couple of chicks who are fired up, so that the one day you're not, you can feed off their energy.

I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't really mean - because at the end of the day that's what we're all trying to do: fit in, one way or another, desperately trying to pretend we're all the same.

Funny fitness quote The real workout starts when you want to stop.

The real workout starts when you want to stop.

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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Funny fitness quote Different is good. So don't fit in, don't sit still, don't ever try to be less t

Different is good. So don't fit in, don't sit still, don't ever try to be less than what you are.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

Funny fitness quote Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.

Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.

When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports.

It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."

Funny fitness quote Take care of your body, it's the only home you have.

Take care of your body, it's the only home you have.

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.

aven, I have given up smoking again!.

.. God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Funny fitness quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books.

The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

I figured if I could put together being funny about stuff and actual events, maybe I could do something that wasn't being done much. Because the reporters that I met out there were funny, and they had hilarious stories that just didn't fit in the AP/UPI/New York Times foreign-correspondent style. They couldn't use the things they had. But I could.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

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