Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple— Gene Wilder
Relaxing Funny Friend quotations
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.
I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all.
Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend.
Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work.
Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person;
having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.
Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.
I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network.
You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
Be civil to all; serviceable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.
I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.
Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.
Movies these days have made killers into funny people.
What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names.
I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'