A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.
— Lois Wyse
Massive Funny Friendship quotations
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person;
having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.
I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
Be civil to all; serviceable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.
I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family.
Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
No friendship is an accident.
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
To be simple is the best thing in the world.
There's no better friend than a sister.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms.
Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.
