Funny Friendship Quotes

I knew when I met you an adventure is going to happen.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person;

having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.

A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.

Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selevtive you become.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.

I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.

Be civil to all; serviceable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.

Stay close to people who feel like sunlight.

Friends are relatives you make for yourself.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason

Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family.

Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.

How amazing is it to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go in your head.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Friendship picks you up when the world lets you down.

No friendship is an accident.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

To be simple is the best thing in the world.

There's no better friend than a sister.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.