Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.— Gene Perret
Bumbling Funny Grandchildren quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again.
Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means.
It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world.
And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
Trust me, You can dance.
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.
I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids.
It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Leaders inspire us because they bring out the best in us.
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny.
You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.