One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.— Emily Dickinson
Bumbling Funny Halloween quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people.
..religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?
Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.
There is something haunting in the light of the moon.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play.
I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, bumping up against the rocks and rolling up on the beaches; it must be Halloween in the sea
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
Fear is nature's warning signal to get busy.
As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light.
Trust me, You can dance.
There is nothing funny about Halloween.
This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.
'Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight.
Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.
Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.
You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
Never take candy from strangers.
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they.