Act your age, not your shoe size.— Prince
Competitive Funny Happy Birthday quotations
Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.
Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Never regret anything that made you smile.
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.
I tell them, a paternity suit.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
Only a few things are really important.
Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not;
but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
I have no problems with buying tampons.
I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.
I set a personal record on Christmas.
I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, 'Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
You're only as old as you feel.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday .
.. He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day.
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.