It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.— Phyllis Diller
Controversy Funny Happy Fathers Day quotations
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers.
Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
You can do anything you want to do.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.
When I was a kid, my father told me every day, 'You're the most wonderful boy in the world, and you can do anything you want to.'
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father.
I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
Scratch any father, you find / Someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, / Believing change is a threat.
Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.