It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

— Phyllis Diller

Controversy Funny Happy Fathers Day quotations

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers.

Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

Funny happy fathers day quote Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide
Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.

You can do anything you want to do.

Funny happy fathers day quote Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a
Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

Funny happy fathers day quote Never regret anything that made you smile.
Never regret anything that made you smile.

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Funny happy fathers day quote One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you'v
One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.

What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.

When I was a kid, my father told me every day, 'You're the most wonderful boy in the world, and you can do anything you want to.'

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father.

I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.

Funny happy fathers day quote The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about
The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

Scratch any father, you find / Someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, / Believing change is a threat.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.