quote by Hal Borland

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

— Hal Borland

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Funny happy new year quote Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide

Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

Funny happy new year quote The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about

The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

From New Year's on the outlook brightens;

good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.

So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

Funny happy new year quote Never regret anything that made you smile.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Funny happy new year quote Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

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My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.

Funny happy new year quote New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.

New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.

Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!

Funny happy new year quote Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best

Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.

I made no resolutions for the New Year.

The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

This bright new year is given me

Funny happy new year quote Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sad

Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.

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New Year's most glorious light is sweet hope!

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square.

It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.

Funny happy new year quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.

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