Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.— Hal Borland
Satisfaction Funny Happy New Year quotations
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
From New Year's on the outlook brightens;
good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.
Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!
I made no resolutions for the New Year.
The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
This bright new year is given me
New Year's most glorious light is sweet hope!
What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square.
It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.