quote by Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

— Johnny Carson

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Funny happy thanksgiving quote Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide

Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

Appreciation can make a day, even change a life.

Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about

The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.

You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote Never regret anything that made you smile.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All that we behold is full of blessings.

Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'

Funny happy thanksgiving quote Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

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Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings.

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.

So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best

Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning.

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sad

Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.

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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means.

God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

All across America, we gather this week with the people we love to give thanks to God for the blessings in our lives.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

He who thanks but with the lips. Thanks but in part; the full, the true Thanksgiving. Comes from the heart.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Funny happy thanksgiving quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving.

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'

Funny happy thanksgiving quote Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experie

Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

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