quote by Hippocrates

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

— Hippocrates

Unforgettable Funny Helpful quotations

Funny helpful quote Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpac

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

Funny helpful quote Sleep doesn't help if it's your soul that's tired.

Sleep doesn't help if it's your soul that's tired.

You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands.

Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.

Funny helpful quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my team-mates - they did a lot of missing.

So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."

If you want to learn to swim jump into the water.

On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you.

Funny helpful quote Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps you make a life.

50

When I get a cold sore, I put Carmex on it, because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them more shiny and noticeable. It's like cold-sore-highlighter. Maybe they could come up with an arrow that heals cold sores.

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings.

When we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. My friend Duane was there, raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. He told me, "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person!"

Funny helpful quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me.

I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men.

Funny helpful quote In a world where you can be anything - be kind.

In a world where you can be anything - be kind.

In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her. If we happen into a nightclub by mistake, when we leave the doorman will be lying in the street surrounded by police.

No matter what I do, I can't help but feel that I'm under a microscope.

Some of it is completely silly, and some of it is meant to be hurtful. For example, a website accumulated all of my music videos to point out perceived Illuminati images. I loved that one. Of course, it was all ridiculous but funny.

Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks.

Funny helpful quote When you can't look on the bright side I will sit with you in the dark.

When you can't look on the bright side I will sit with you in the dark.

45

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother.

I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

Funny helpful quote Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise

Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand together when the time comes.

Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.

Funny helpful quote Look back and be grateful, look ahead and be hopeful, look around and be helpful

Look back and be grateful, look ahead and be hopeful, look around and be helpful.

I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid that I am now? I don't know. Getting taller helps. It spreads out a bit.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

Funny helpful quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

41

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about.

And they're not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Funny helpful quote If you are more fortunate than others, it is better to build a longer table than

If you are more fortunate than others, it is better to build a longer table than a taller fence.

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.

You bet being funny helps accomplish things.

I've always maintained that people don't realize how many brain cells it takes to be funny. And politics ought to be fun -- after baseball it's our next favorite national pastime.

If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within seconds a helpful New Yorker will approach to see if you have any "spare" change.

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.

famous quotes