If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.— Ron White
Unbelievable Funny Leadership quotations
A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others.
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
If you think you are leading and turn around to see no one following, then you are just taking a walk.
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.
Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.
You can build a throne with bayonets, but it's difficult to sit on it.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
When all think alike, then no one is thinking
Be a leader by example. Be confident and humble. Love the unloved.
If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!
Remember the difference between a boss and a leader. A boss says, Go! A leader says, Let's go!
A good manager is best when people barely know that he exists.
Not so good when people obey and acclaim him. Worse when they despise him.
Leadership is an action, not a position.
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Leadership is your ability to hide your panic from others.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Leadership simply begins with the courage to be yourself. So everyone else can be, too.
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.
The only real training for leadership is leadership.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions;
go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
Looking up gives light, although at first it makes you dizzy.
Leaders don't force people to follow. They invite others on a journey.
Leaders are not born, they're made.
Leaders aren't born they are made.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
A group of donkeys lead by a lion can defeat a group of lions lead by a donkey.
That's nonsense; in fact, the opposite is true. Leaders are made rather than born.
Slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded.
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone.
You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength.
Customers perceive service in their own unique, idiosyncratic, emotional, irrational, end-of-the-day, and totally human terms. Perception is all there is!
There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them, and that's not training them and keeping them