quote by Harry J. Anslinger

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

— Harry J. Anslinger

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Funny marijuana quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.

Funny marijuana quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Of course I know how to roll a joint.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet.

Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Funny marijuana quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

Funny marijuana quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

Funny marijuana quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

You bet I did and I enjoyed it.

Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants.

It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

Funny how things change when you got a liquor in ya: You're quicker with the tongue, givin' me rhythm now. Block the music and the people out to admire the love, The nerve of us...impervious to the entire club. And like marijuana shotguns, let's blow this joint, It's pointless to stay here, so let me anoint.

Funny marijuana quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.

I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.

Funny marijuana quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it, and I didn’t inhale, and I never tried again.

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana;

the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.

I experimented with marijuana a time or two.

Funny marijuana quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.

I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.

Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.

Funny marijuana quote Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes.

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.

Funny marijuana quote Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together.

You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.

Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects.

You know, I - why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.

By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.

Funny marijuana quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather;

they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

I smoked pot in college and in the Army.

I spent nine days in the Downtown Los Angeles City Jail.

The judge gave me a suspended sentence and I went to work that night - wailed just like nothing happened. What strucked me funny though - I laughed real loud when several movie stars came up to the bandstand while we played a dance set and told me, when they heard about me getting caught with marijuana, they thought marijuana was a chick. Woo boy - that really fractured me!

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