Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.— Helen Rowland
Fulfilling Funny Marriage Advice quotations
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.
There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!