quote by Gene Wilder

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

— Gene Wilder

Famous Funny Mean quotations

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

Funny mean quote Just because my path is different doesn't mean I'm lost.
Just because my path is different doesn't mean I'm lost.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking.

Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Funny mean quote Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. T
Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen.

If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?

Funny mean quote One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.
One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Funny mean quote You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that
You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you. True power is sitting back and observing everything with logic. If words control your that means everyone can control you. Breathe and allow things to pass.

Under this flag may our youth find new inspiration for loyalty to Canada;

for a patriotism based not on any mean or narrow nationalism, but on the deep and equal pride that all Canadians will feel for every part of this good land.

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Funny mean quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

The goal is to win. It's not about making money. I have many much less risky ways of making money than this (buying Chelsea football club). I don't want to throw my money away, but it's really about having fun and that means success and trophies.

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say.

I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Funny mean quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush.

Funny mean quote Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now does
Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean that you aren't headed for sunshine.

I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world.

When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I don't want to.

Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can?

Funny mean quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Funny mean quote Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!
Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.

The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.

I don't feel anti-love. I feel suspicious of love, and I feel suspicious of what it means to be in love. And I also feel suspicious of what it means to feel pretend love for someone.

Funny mean quote Just because you took longer than others, doesn't mean you failed. Remember that
Just because you took longer than others, doesn't mean you failed. Remember that.

I really wanted to be nasty and mean and bad. It's so much easier than being the good girl

One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field with a very primitive plow; pulling the plow were an ox and a woman. Now, if it means that we have destroyed this romantic picture by bringing in tractors, combines, and threshing machines, this is true: we have.

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available.

Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.

Funny mean quote When trust is broken, sorry means nothing.
When trust is broken, sorry means nothing.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky!

I think that everything should be made available to everybody, and I mean LSD, cocaine, codeine, grass, opium, the works. Nothing on earth available to any man should be confiscated and made unlawful by other men in more seemingly powerful and advantageous positions.

On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'