Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.— Johann Sebastian Bach
Sublime Funny Morning Coffee quotations
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfect!