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Funny motivational quote You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

Funny motivational quote Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no mater how slow.

Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no mater how slow.

Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all.

Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

Funny motivational quote Be not afraid of going slowly, Be afraid of standing still.

Be not afraid of going slowly, Be afraid of standing still.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn't have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn't told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn't tried to break me down, I wouldn't know that I'm unbreakable.

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.

Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

Funny motivational quote There comes a point in your life when you need to stop reading other people's bo

There comes a point in your life when you need to stop reading other people's book and write your own.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

What's behind you doesn't matter.

Funny motivational quote Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest ste

Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip top if you must, but take the step.

When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine.

Funny motivational quote Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choi

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice.

Good things come to those who hustle

Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up.

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

Funny motivational quote It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking.

Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.

I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus; we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular.

Funny motivational quote A little progress each day adds up to bg results.

A little progress each day adds up to bg results.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Good things come to those who wait.

Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.

Funny motivational quote The hardest walk is walking alone, but it's also the walk that makes you the str

The hardest walk is walking alone, but it's also the walk that makes you the strongest.

Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.

Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Funny motivational quote Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it.

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass away.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Funny motivational quote If you stumble, make it part of the dance.

If you stumble, make it part of the dance.

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Fear plays an interesting role in our lives.

How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships. It's funny, isn't it? We take a day a year to dress up in costumes and celebrate fear.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

I play a position where you make mistakes.

The only people that don't make them at a hockey game are the people watching.

No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games.

No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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