Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.
— Unknown Author
Impressive Funny Motivational quotations
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all.
Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
What's behind you doesn't matter.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn't have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn't told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn't tried to break me down, I wouldn't know that I'm unbreakable.
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine.
Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up.
Good things come to those who hustle
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking.
Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus; we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
Good things come to those who wait.
Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter.
When I look fast, I'm not smooth and I am going slowly.
And when I look slow, I am smooth and going fast.
Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The most heinous and the most cruel crimes of which history has record have been committed under the cover of religion or equally noble motives.
No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games.
No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Fear plays an interesting role in our lives.
How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships. It's funny, isn't it? We take a day a year to dress up in costumes and celebrate fear.