love the life you live. live the life you love.— Bob Marley
Useful Funny Music quotations
Nothing is more beautiful than a guitar, except, possibly two.
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole
A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat.
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
Music to me is like breathing. I don't get tired of breathing, I don't get tired of music.
My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us;
the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require.
Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Music that gentlier on the spirit lies, Than tired eyelids upon tired eyes.
Every kind of music is good, except the boring kind.
It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers.
If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.
Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.
I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though.
All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do.
When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son'.
Paul Ryan's love for Rage Against The Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades
Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend.
Go forth! You have my blessing.
Most beginners want to learn lead because they think it's cool .
. consequently, they never really develop good rhythm skills .. since most of a rock guitarists time is spent playing rhythm, it's important to learn to do it well .. learning lead should come after you can play solid backup and have the sound of the chords in your head
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right.
When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I don't want to.
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together.
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.
I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life.
Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.