quote by Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size.

— Prince

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Funny old age birthday quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Funny old age birthday quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.

But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.

I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Funny old age birthday quote Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the old

Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.

Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.

I tell them, a paternity suit.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Funny old age birthday quote Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

Only a few things are really important.

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Funny old age birthday quote Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should

Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not;

but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

Funny old age birthday quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.

The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties.

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Funny old age birthday quote Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

Funny old age birthday quote Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.

What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Funny old age birthday quote If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old.

If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

You're only as old as you feel.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

Funny old age birthday quote Old days won't open new doors.

Old days won't open new doors.

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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.

Funny old age birthday quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Old age is not for sissies.

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.

If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

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