Most Powerful Funny Profanity quotations
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness.
One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy.
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does.
I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.