Most Powerful Funny Profanity quotations

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.

It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

Funny profanity quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

Funny profanity quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness.

One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy.

Funny profanity quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does.

I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.